help, i can’t stop laughing
Aha. Ahahahaha.No.Reading the article as well as the terms of service for this thing, it is /blindingly obvious that these people have no clue about who fanfics really work.You aren’t allowed crossovers, pornography, or anything they deem to be “offensive content”. They also make a point of giving you Content Guidelines that you must abide by (so no AUs folks, sorry), and the material cannot offer “poor customer service”, i.e. it must be pre-editied and meet a certain level of writing to be accepted.All Kindle Worlds amounts to is an attempt to have people write show novelizations to be sold en mass at cheap prices, giving the writers a pretty measly cut for the /privilege/ of playing in someone else’s sandbox.Meanwhile, the folks who own the intellectual property get to rake in extra money without lifting a finger, get a fuckton of free advertising, they don’t have to pay a writer a salary to write books for them, and best of all, none of that shit has to be canon (unless they read something interesting, in which case they are legally able to take any original parts of your work with any further compensation to you).Again. No. This is well on its way to crashing and burning, and I want to light a marshmallow over the flames.
Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~
By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.
I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.thank you so much for this comic imp.
What: Tumblr Fic War
Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.
When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!
What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!
If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering.
YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS
OMG!!!!! Thank you for posting this, it is glorious!!!
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen
This just made my day
This is Prince Blossom in my headcanon